Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?

• year is 2392
• child: mommy i can't sleep
• mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
• mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

trustneverlast:

Illustrations and Drawing ❤ liked on Polyvore

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dealings:

i am actutally crying of laughter

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tarikshakir:

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

brutal truth

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itstarina:

OH GOD MY HEART

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dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

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yelyahwilliams:

yeas:

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

omg stop

Oh my gah

mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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inbroadwayvalley:

thesummeroflike:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

peewentz:

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

which came first: the orange or orange

Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540.

then what was the colour called before then

there was no colour everything was in black and white

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